watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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