Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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