So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Randomize
