carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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