What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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