I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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