hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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