great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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