I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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