if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
you had me at cake vodka
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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