I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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