he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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