a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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