Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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