you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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