You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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