Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
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So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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