I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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