There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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