I think scott just propositioned me for sex
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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