You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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