Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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