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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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