it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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