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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Yea well when i pee it makes steam.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".

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• (518): View more from New York

  Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables

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• (315): View more from New York

  I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!

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  I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car

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• (850): View more from Florida

  The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin

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