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• (845): View more from New York

  im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to

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  i wanted you to too

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I have demons in me.

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• (949): View more from California

  this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head

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• (315): View more from New York

  you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.

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  Not my cup of tea

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.

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• (430): View more from Texas

  we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'

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• (716): View more from New York

  Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.

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  which is fantastic by the way.

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