whats a polygalesbian?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.