hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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