Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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