im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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