this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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