we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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