This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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