Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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