PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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