Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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