Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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