i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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