sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Are my feet made of real feet?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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