what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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