He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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