I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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