She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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