Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I look better un-naked...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
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