I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
