his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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