Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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