they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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