I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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