So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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