Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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