Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I don't deserve a penis
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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