If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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