do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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