I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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