so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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